Janelle Meraz Hooper














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Welcome to my site! Here on the homepage, I've separated my books into My Romances, My Turtle Trilogy (novels), and My Mixed Genre (short stories). For more information, please click the tabs at the top of this page. My Amazon Prime books are marked in red below the cover photo. Happy reading!
 

My Romances

New!

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On Nook- A romantic ribbon weaves its way through a latticework of exotic pets, jewelry, and Northwest cuisine including cherry pie! All of this against the backdrop of urban Seattle...

 

Boogie, Boots & Cherry Pie- a very light romance, Kindle, Nook, and others. $2.99 USD. Also available in the UK, DE, and Fr.

                                                      

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The great guy Lily met at her company’s St. Patrick’s Day party didn’t own half of Microsoft but he wasn’t a leprechaun either, so he had that going for him. When he takes her home he discovers she lives at the Zoo, an apartment building that caters to tenants who have exotic pets. Unfortunately, some of the animals aren’t under control and when Mike drops her off the first thing he sees is a sign on the front door:

 

Please Don’t Let Out The Snake!

 

Is this the beginning of a great romance or just the beginning of a great snake hunt?

 

 

Read the first chapter free on the "Boogie" page.

                                 

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My first romance book

Bears in the Hibiscus is now also available on Nook!

 

I loved the book. I will read it again!" H.B. Tacoma, WA.

Bears in the Hibiscus- a humorous romance. Paperback, CreateSpace, 153 pages, $9.99 USD, Kindle $2.99 USD. Note: My paperback and Kindle books are now available in the UK, DE, and Fr.

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Mary thinks the last person she wants to see on her Hawaiian vacation is her ex-brother-in-law, a Montana Park Ranger…

 

My Turtle Trilogy

The first book in my Turtle Trilogy
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*An Amazon Prime
book

A Cool Book Review ( www.cool-book-review.com )-Janelle Hooper has brought a story of domestic violence into fine focus with this book. It is a tragic tale but one reflecting the persistence of the human spirit which eventually brings a final relief from the agonies of pain, fear, and violence. The demeaning treatment of the heroine of this tale by her husband and her resourcefulness to secretly battle him could only be told by someone who has been very close to similar actual events as either a participant or observer.

Libros en iguama.com-"Janelle Meraz Hooper gives us more than a story. She gives us a cast of hilarious and memorable characters in a vividly drawn scene..."

A Three-Turtle Summer- Fictional autobiography, 2002 Bold Media 1st place fiction winner. Paperback, iUniverse, 323 pages, $17.95 USD, Kindle $2.99 USD. The first book in my Turtle Trilogy. Note: My paperback and Kindle books are now available in the UK, DE, and Fr.

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It’s A Three-Turtle Summer—hot—and Grace has to dump a man who’s meaner than a rattlesnake and dumber than adobe…a story about sisterhood and family. 

 

The second book in my Turtle Trilogy
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*An Amazon Prime
book

Janelle Meraz Hooper has hit a homerun with her second book, AS BROWN AS I WANT, The Indianhead Diaries." Even better than her much acclaimed first book, A THREE-TURTLE SUMMER, Janelle's new book propels the reader through a series of unique situations as experienced by eight-year-old Glory, who always seems just a few steps ahead of her scheming father. Kelly Creso, Bold Media Corporation, 

"I finished reading As Brown as I Want, and really enjoyed it.  I could not put it down!" Nancy Dorsey, Puyallup, WA

 As Brown As I Want: The Indianhead Diaries- Fictional autobiography/black comedy. 2004 Oklahoma Book Award Finalist. Paperback, iUniverse, 166 pages, $13.95 USD, Kindle $2.99 USD. The second book in my Turtle Trilogy. Note: My paperback and Kindle books are now available in the UK, DE, and Fr.

 

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Eight-year-old Glory’s father has taken out a $50,000 accidental-death insurance policy on her. Now he’s spending the summer trying to collect. A very funny book. Although this is the second book in my turtle Trilogy, it stands alone.

Although this is the second book in my Turtle Trilogy, it stands alone.

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The third book in my Turtle Trilogy
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Although this is the third book in my Turtle Trilogy, it stands alone.

 

 

Urgent message: Electronic copies of this book with a pink cover are unauthorized and inferior. Please stick with Kindle and  Nook when purchasing this book.

Janelle Meraz Hooper has done it again! Custer and His Naked Ladies is filled with quirky and likable characters in a richly detailed setting. Humor, family and love come shining through. There is a poignant line in the book that has stayed with me: "Old age had crept in and stolen their bodies while they were dancing through life." These women have danced! VF Gibson, Seattle, WA    

"...you are excellent at spinning a yarn and at painting a verbal picture of people and places." P. R., Tacoma 

Custer and His Naked Ladies- women's fiction. Paperback, iUniverse, 206 pages, $15.95 USD, Kindle $2.99 USD. The third book in my Turtle Trilogy. Note: My paperback and Kindle books are now available in the UK, De, and Fr.

 

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Newly divorced, Glory’s biological clock is pounding like a powwow drum. She heads back home to Oklahoma, where she meets Soap, a sexy Comanche lawyer who wants to do something about that powwow drum pounding in her head…

 

My Mixed Genre

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*An Amazon Prime
book

"First of all let me congratulate you on your wonderful stories. I find them to be very funny and entertaining." B. M., Texas

 

Free Pecan Pie and Other Chick Stories- mixed genre. Teacher favorite, the short pieces are also good for English-as-a-second-language classes. Paperback, iUniverse, 132 pages, $12.95 USD, Kindle $1.99 USD. (New Kindle price!) Note: My paperback and Kindle books are now available in the UK, DE, and Fr.

 

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What’s a chick story? It’s a story with no drugs, bombs, or spies who have numbers instead of names. And clean. It has to be clean. A collection of short stories and humorous newspaper commentaries on holidays, sports, and writing. Also includes Thanksgiving and Christmas shorts. Mixed genre.

 

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Works in progress...

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A novella. No cover yet!

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© 2012 Sherri Bails, Mr. Hop's Garden

This is just one of the illustrations
for a small collection of children's
stories to be published in 2013
that are already written.

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A one-man show!

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I'm going to be a guest blogger for Lisa Vandiver in 2012! Subject: myths & legends!








































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