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Although the story stands alone, Custer
is the third book in my Turtle Trilogy. The first books are largely autobiographical (although they are listed as literary
fiction), but Custer is mainly fiction. Why? Because after I grew up, my life became
very normal, and, compared to my childhood, not worthy of my readers' interest. I did keep the characters based
on my mother and her sisters because I wanted my readers to see them in their senior years. Young or old, the women of
A Three-Turtle Summer were spectacular. "So," you may ask, "if you had such a twisted childhood, how did you come out so normal?" The answer
is in the women and their mother (my grandmother). If every child had a Gramma Meraz, we'd have little need of psychiatrists--or
motorcycles. Custer and His Naked
Ladies is listed as literary
fiction, and has a strong romantic element. JMH PS-You'll notice I've enlarged the font in the sample chapters for my sight-impaired readers. I hope
it helps! J.
Glory was on her
way to join her husband on a NOAA research vessel when she tried to call him to say she was running late. That was when she
discovered he wasn’t on the ship; without telling her, he’d pulled out of the offshore project days before. With
that failed phone call, all of her recent, uncomfortable inklings fell into place. Her marriage was over. He just hadn’t
gotten around to telling her yet. That was how she ended up at Her original destination, the research vessel,
was scheduled to drop anchor over the undersea volcanoes off the coast of After the research trip, she and her husband, Rick, were to take a much-needed vacation to Before the research trip, he had convinced her to put all of their things in storage
because they didn’t know if they’d be back in It made sense. Sort of. But why hadn’t she been suspicious when he’d insisted on putting
all of his things into separate marked boxes? How dumb was she? The dirty rat!
And what would she have done on the research ship without him for three weeks? Her specialty was in freshwater turtles; there would be no real work for her there. No paycheck. He
was the specialist in coastal underwater volcanoes. He belonged there. She would
have been nothing more than a guest with no way off the boat. Her cheeks burned at the embarrassment she felt. What was he thinking? Her new destination was her mother’s in On her way to the airplane boarding
area, over and over, Glory thought, this isn’t the way normal, educated people
get divorced. I’ve
been dumped! With
no explanation. No
discussion. No
apology! How could this happen to me? What did I ever do to deserve this? Another phone call to him went unanswered.
Finally, too frazzled and confused to try to unravel the puzzle of her husband’s behavior, and too much in shock to
react in her normal, feisty way, Glory tried to force Rick out of her mind. One step at a time, she told herself. After all, she was already a rotten flyer. There was no use in taking the
chance of bringing on an anxiety attack. First, she told herself, get through the plane ride to She knew she had to call her mother
before she boarded her plane. Then, when she got to the “Mom? I’m at the “Glory! What happened? Are you okay?” “I’m okay. But Rick left me.” “I thought you two were going on a research trip?” “I thought we were too. I guess he changed his mind.” Glory’s sobs alarmed her mother. Over and over, she repeated,
“Glory, just come home. We’ll work out whatever it is when you get here.” “I’ll be there around three. I’ll call you when I get to Afterward, she sat huddled in the
waiting area for her flight with her gym bag on top of her feet to hide her shaking legs. The rest of her she pulled as far
into her sweatshirt as she could, like a turtle protecting itself from a predator. Only it was too late—the predator
had already struck, and was smirking at her somewhere in She shuddered when she entered the plane’s doorway and looked down the long, claustrophobic insides of the Boeing seven
thirty-seven. As she moved down the aisle between the seats, she felt the passengers behind her suddenly zig-jag from left
to right. An obnoxious eight-year-old, who wore a Bellevue Elementary tee-shirt and iPod earphones underneath her Mariner’s
baseball cap, tried her best to shove her way to the front of the line through the already weary boarders. It was the same twerp who had annoyed passengers
all over C Concourse before
their delayed airplane had arrived. There was little doubt that, as soon as this Pea Princess wannabe entered the area,
airport personnel all over Sea-Tac had regretted the Please arrive two hours early for your flight signs that hung from the walls and counters
of the terminal. I’ve been dumped! The billboard
that ran across the inside of her mind kept flashing. In no mood to be jostled by the upper crust, especially by a brat with
a mouthful of gum blowing big blue bubbles, Glory swung her tote to the left, and successfully blocked the stampede of the
Creature From the Bellevue Swamp. “Let
me by! I’m supposed to be in front,” whined the little brat, as she held her Mariner cap on her head with one
hand and tried to quarterback her way past Glory. “You
are?” Glory asked incredulously, “Let me see your ticket.” “I
don’t have it,” the brat whined some more as she looked down to the front of the plane where her mother was, “but
I know I’m supposed to be in 42A.” “Sorry.
No ticket, no seat. You’d better step aside and wait for your mom.” What
followed next was an earsplitting, “Mom! I need my ticket!” Glory looked back and
saw her mother, a thin and fortyish-woman with a beach-in-the-box tan. She wore white cotton shorts, a tight red tank top,
and white leather Keds. Her expensive sunglasses rested comfortably above her bottle-blond hairdo, and her sweater was casually
tossed around her shoulders and looped in front by its sleeves. Gold chains glittered around her taunt neck. Bellevue Mom was flirting with a young guy in shorts and a muscle shirt stamped
with the word STUD on its front. Regretfully, she tore her eyes away from the hunk and looked exasperatingly in the direction
of her daughter’s voice. The passengers behind Glory bunched up and filled in every inch of space as if it were a planned
maneuver. There was no way they were going to let the spoiled trout swim upstream to her mother at the expense of their kneecaps. Obviously, almost everyone who was boarding the plane
had already experienced the company of Ms. High Maintenance and her Bellevue Brat. Clueless at how annoyed her fellow
passengers were with her, Pea Princess jumped up and down to try to see her mother as the crowd completely blocked her view.
Hopelessness began to shorten her
bounces and she finally moved to the side of the aisle and pouted as the other passengers filed past her. Grins were abundant.
One passenger gave Glory a thumbs-up. Said another, “I owe you a drink.” “Thanks, but just promise
me you’ll make a donation in my name to Planned Parenthood,” said Glory, as she tossed her gym bag under the seat
in front of her. She mumbled under her breath, “My work here is done,” as she listened to the whiney voice that
was drawn further and further toward the back of the plane. As she got settled, she checked out the businessman sitting next
to her in the window seat; she thought she’d get acquainted. “I’ve got
good news and bad news,” she said to the man. The
man looked at the woman in her early thirties wearing jeans, Reebocks, and a ragged sweatshirt and sneered, “And what
might that be?” “The
bad news is I’m a terrible flyer. The good news is I’ve taken two Dramamine. If you’ll be patient with me
until we take off, the drugs will kick in and you won’t hear a another peep out of me until we land at DFW.” The man frowned and pulled
his financial magazine over his face and tried to move as far away as possible in the cramped conditions. Glory tried to bite
her tongue, but couldn’t resist: “I’ll try to miss you when I throw up.” What
an Asshole.
Glory heard a heavy, sarcastic sigh on the other side of the man’s magazine and she whispered, “Don’t
mess with me, Cowboy. I’ll throw your little pinhead out that window you’re sitting next to.” She knew he
heard her; his knuckles turned white. What a lucky break. A human seatmate
might have loosened her tongue, and she didn’t need to pour out all of her troubles to a complete stranger. Glory tucked
her pillow behind her head, covered herself with her blanket, and tried to go to sleep as the Boeing airliner rocked and rolled
at a snail’s pace on its way to the runway to get into position to take off. With her eyes tightly closed, Glory prayed
for the motion sickness medicine to kick in. As the plane lifted off, she briefly wondered if she was going to At
the back of the plane she could hear the Pea Princess whining; twice the flight staff told the After
take-off, the drink cart passed Glory and hit her twice, once in the elbow, and once in the leg. Glory smiled sweetly when
the steward apologized, but she swiped an extra can of pop off the back of the server to get even. It was easy. The steward
was distracted by the Pea Princess who tried to worm her way past the cart so that she could go to the bathroom in the first
class section. “Use the bathrooms at the back of the plane, honey,” the steward suggested through gritted teeth.
“There’s
already somebody in them,” the Pea Princess whined. “They’ll
be out soon,” the woman said encouragingly, “the bathrooms at the front are full too.” Pea
wasn’t convinced, but she turned around and headed toward the back. She was complaining to her mother about the mean
airplane lady when a door to one of the rear bathrooms opened. She raced to get in front of the other passengers waiting in
line, and shot past them below their kneecaps. Before they knew it, she was on the other side of a slammed bathroom door.
Glory could tell by the sound her feet made as they pounded the aisle carpet that she had taken off her shoes. When she looked
back, she noticed that the Pea had taken off her socks as well. And they used to call
me a wild Indian, she thought. Sadly,
Glory looked at the phone on the back of the seat in front of her, but resisted an urge to try to call Rick. Even if she did
get him to answer, what could she say at five thousand feet in the air surrounded by strangers? And wouldn’t the man
next to her love to hear her beg Rick to come back to her? Besides, the motion sickness medicine was kicking in. Glory was
asleep before the Pea got out of the potty. Before
she went to sleep, she tried to prepare herself for what she’d find when the Saab commuter plane she’d transfer
to for the final leg of her trip landed at the It
had started shrinking before she had ever left Someday, Glory knew, she’d have
nothing but cousins. Unfortunately, Carlos, the cousin she’d grown up with, was living in Glory
could feel a sense of urgency in her seatmate, and was about to open her eyes and move her knees over so he could go to the
bathroom when she heard him mutter, “Damn Indian. Wouldn’t you know she’d sit next to me?” After
Glory heard that, she locked her knees and the man tumbled almost headfirst into the aisle. After a few more derogatory mumbles,
he stumbled toward the bathroom. Glory went back to her thoughts about her family. Tears
ran down her face when she remembered the biggest loss in her life, Powwow Pete. Even before he’d married Glory’s
mom, Grace, he’d watched over Glory and tried to protect her from her father, Dwayne. He’d had his hands full
because her father’s stupidity and greed threatened Glory’s survival. Between her father and his second wife,
Frieda, she was lucky to have survived her childhood. Before she was a teenager, each of them had tried to hasten her death
so that they could collect on the accidental-death insurance policy her father had taken out on her. Pete, who became Glory’s
stepfather, had been her first choice on her new father list after her father had left eight-year-old Glory and her mother
to marry Frieda. When her mother had married Pete and made her dream of having a real father come true, she never imagined
that she would someday lose him. She was in college in But
who would want to kill Pete? There had been a fight over who was going to manage the tribe, but Pete was fed up with tribal
politics and had announced that he was going to step down. Besides, tribal chairmen were recalled all the time by the Comanches
without bloodshed. No one could picture a member of the tribe killing Pete, especially not over an election, but not knowing
for sure had made the family distrustful of the very people Pete loved so much. Other suspects were few. If her father hadn’t
been blown up in a boating accident when Glory was eight, she would have suspected him
of killing Pete. Another possible suspect, her stepmother, had been run out of town soon after her father was killed,
so Glory knew it wasn’t her. Soon,
the Dramamine did its job, and Glory drifted off to sleep. However, she couldn’t ignore a finger that kept rudely poking
into her upper arm. When she opened her eyes, she found herself nose to nose with the Pea Princess. “Can I have your blanket and pillow?” the question sounded more like a demand than
a request. “Get
your own,” Glory mumbled. “They’re
all gone and I’m sleepy.” Out
of the corner of her eye Glory saw the businessman’s blanket and pillow on his seat where he’d left them when
he went to the bathroom. “Here.
Take these,” Glory said as she shoved the pillow and blanket into the child’s arms. The kid took off like she
had a pocketful of stolen candy. Glory was almost asleep again when she heard her returning seatmate swearing under his breath.
Before he even sat down, he impatiently jabbed at the service button over and over until the steward appeared. “I
need another blanket and pillow. Someone’s taken mine.” Glory
braced herself for the steward’s reply. Underneath her blanket, she dug her nails into the palm of her hand so that
she wouldn’t laugh when it came: "I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of
blankets and pillows." Upon their arrival
at the The
slow In
front of Glory, a frazzled black woman walked off a covered walkway and merged with the foot traffic a few feet ahead. Suddenly,
overwhelmed by the huge interior of the airport and the crowds, the woman dropped her carry-on bags on the floor in the middle
of the terminal and started screaming, “Oh, Lord, help me!” Before
Glory could reach her, several businessmen stopped dead in their tracks and raced to her side. “What’s the matter?”
they all asked. “I have to get to
D terminal in ten minutes to go see my sick son and I don’t know which way to go,” she sobbed. “D
terminal?” a man asked, “I’m going close to there now, come with me. I’ll get you there on time. We’ll
take the tram.” The
terminal filled in like a sinkhole filling up with sand as the two moved toward the tram stairs. The hopeless sobs of the
desperate woman were replaced by the sounds of women’s heels rushing to their assigned gates; the plastic wheels on
the bottoms of their suitcases made a dump-dump, dump-dump sound as they sank in and out of the mortar between each ten-inch
floor tile. Their sounds didn’t do anything to lighten Glory’s mood. “Dump-dump. Dump-dump!” She answered
back under her breath. Numb all over, she felt out of place as she passed groups of old ladies
going in the other direction. Carrying huge metallic tote bags, they chatted gaily as they ambled happily past Glory, no doubt
headed for a place in the sun that was just as hot as where they were—only with palm trees and expensive drinks served
in pineapples topped with paper umbrellas. She saw so many shiny gold purses, belts, and shoes on the women that she decided
Texans must be growing metallic cows.
Even though she was hungry, none of the food booths had what she craved. The yogurt had brightly colored confetti toppings
that looked like plastic, the hamburgers were laced with jalapeńo, and the Greek
gyros looked downright nasty. Whatever happened to plain old hamburgers and fries?
She passed all of the snack bars on her way to the tram and sipped her pilfered soft drink from the plane. Before she got on the tram
that would carry her to the lower level, she tried to call Rick again. No answer. She left a message. Reluctantly, she shoved
her phone into her jean’s pocket. She completely forgot to call her mother as she’d promised. Usually, Glory was fascinated by the
mix of people on the lower level of the Along
with the cowboys and girls in Western shirts, the familiar groups of Army inductees were there. Total strangers when they
got to the airport, they were already bonded into tight groups and had formed friendships that would last throughout their
training. There
was also the usual mix of housewives laden down with shopping bags who’d flown to Scattered
all over the waiting room, like roses on a back fence, were young girls wearing their brother’s or boyfriend’s
Ivy League sweatshirts. “Why
don’t you go off to a big college and get your own sweatshirt?” Glory
asked a young girl sitting across from her. “Oh,
no. I promised to wait for my boyfriend.” “To
do what?” That
was when the conversation ended. Apparently, the girl didn’t want to tell Glory that she assumed he’d rush home
and marry her as soon as he graduated. Glory ignored her silence. “You’d better wake up, Girlie. Do you think
you’re going to look good to him after he spends the next four years with college girls? The next time he comes home,
you’d better go back with him and crack some books. I can tell just by looking at you that you’re spending way too much time polishing your nails and dying your roots. Your brain is going to
turn to bubble gum.” The
youngster went away crying. “What did I say?” Glory insincerely asked the old lady sitting next to her, although
she knew exactly what she’d said and she didn’t give a damn. Women in this part of the country were treated like
little Scarletts until they’d grown up. Then the tables turned, and they were supposed to be perfect wives and mothers.
Never complaining, always happy with whatever crumb their husbands threw at them. About the time their nests were empty, the
men were tired of their children’s mothers, and they were discarded and replaced with someone younger, greedier, and
more cunning. In big cities, these new women were called trophy wives. In She knew her own divorce settlement
wouldn’t be much better. Even though The old lady looked up
from her crochet long enough to throw Glory a disapproving look, then returned to her needlework. “Well, bite me. Times have changed,
Maudie,” Glory informed the woman. Just because the last generation of women had blindly followed each other in a long
Conga Line to poverty was no reason for the newer generation of women to automatically fall in at the end of the line. Of course, she had to admit to herself, she thought she’d done everything right, and here she was—with a degree in an overcrowded field and little else.
She didn’t even have a sweatshirt with the name of an Ivy League school printed on it. A passing suitcase on wheels
sang again: dump-dump, dump-dump. 3. The Ladies Glory didn’t look forward to facing her mother and aunts.
Her body felt heavy and she could almost feel her tail between her legs as she inched down the plane’s ramp. However,
she quickly put aside her humiliation over losing Rick and joined her fellow passengers in a footrace for the door of the
air conditioned terminal when she reached the pavement. The heat that reflected off the cement was so hot she could feel her
face burn. She didn’t understand how it could be hotter than the pavement
at the She almost didn’t see her welcoming committee. They were
all mixed in with the newly arrived passengers, and were hugging and kissing their way through the crowd as if they were at
a family reunion. Was there anyone in When the women
saw Glory, they all lined up like a reception line at the White House, only this reception line looked as if it would be more
at home on a beach in “Hi, Mom! You look like an Indian princess. Love
the skort.” Grace didn’t
answer; she just kept patting her daughter’s arm. Glory soon realized she wasn’t talking because she was crying
behind the dark lenses. It had been too long between their visits. Although they had always been close, after Pete’s
death, the two reacted differently to their loss. Glory had thrown herself into her work, and Grace had surrounded herself
with her siblings to cushion her grief and pain. Glory’s
Aunt Vera was next. Short and chubby, she looked the same as Glory’s earliest memories of her. Strong. Healthy. And
tough. When Glory was a kid her aunt was feisty enough to grab a bull by the horns and make it cry “Caramba!” and Glory could see she hadn’t changed a bit, even if silver streaked her hair. Make no mistake about it; Vera is in charge, Glory thought. Her oldest aunt was dressed in a stylish black and
white printed muumuu; underneath, she wore a black one-piece swimsuit. A necklace
of the biggest puka shells Glory had ever seen hung around her neck, with earrings to match. Her short wavy hair curled around
the shells on her ears and nestled over the earpieces of her Ralph Lauren sunglasses. On her feet, she wore white leather
slides with big white flowers flirting over her toes. “You’re looking good, Auntie Vera. Nice
pukas.” “I found
them in your mother’s jewelry box. I brought them to her in the fifties, after a trip to “How
much were they back then?” “Two
dollars. For the set.” “You
can’t buy pukas that big at any price now. The last ones I bought were five dollars and they were so small they looked
like orzo.” Just then,
Glory’s other aunt, Pauline, spun her around and, after a quick examination of her attire, announced a shopping trip.
Soon. Just as thin as she was in her early years, the family fashion expert was anxious to remake her niece into a Mora: that
was, tastefully dressed, with a feminine slant. “Glory,
you look like you’ve been in a war. Have you slept?” she asked as she looked at Glory’s sad face. Her aunt’s
eyes scanned down to Glory’s sweatshirt and baggy jeans. “And where on earth did you ever find those clothes?”
she asked. “I think she stole them out of Paul Bunyan’s
closet,” Glory’s Aunt Vera answered. “Get
out the matches!” Pauline cried. “This
is what we wear in “We heard about your phone call to your mom;
you’ll never catch a new guy dressed like that,” her Aunt Vera moaned, “but don’t worry. We have some
new stores here now. We’ll have a good old-fashioned shopping party at the mall.” “Only
if you feed me first. You wouldn’t believe the pitiful snack they served me on the plane.”
“Oh, we won’t go now. We’ll wait until the weekend when they all have sales,” Vera said. Mickey, a longtime friend of all the women, was at
the end of the line. In her seventies, with red, curly hair and big blue eyes, she wore a multi-colored print muumuu over
her fuchsia one-piece swimsuit. Around her neck, a glistening eighteen-karat gold chain peeked out underneath a plastic lei.
She gushed, “We’ve got a pool! Pauline won it for us at the mall. Did you bring your swimsuit? We won’t
be able to skinny dip because we have a mean landlady.” “You
do? I thought Mom was your landlady.” “She
is, and she’s mean. One of the
tenants complained, so she made me take my life-size Elvis cut-out off my front door.” “She
didn’t,” Glory pretended shock. “Do you still have it?” Glory whispered, “We’ll put it
back up—on her door.” Mickey squealed
and clapped with delight. “What
are you girls planning now?” Grace asked. “This better not be about another Billy Bass in the backseat of my Trans
Am. I almost ran off the road because that thing started singing the other day when I was on my way to Apache.” “What were you doing in Apache?” Glory asked. “I went
to have lunch with some of the girls who used to work for me. There’s a shirt company there now. They’ve got eighty
machines!” Glory
noticed that they were creating a lot of attention. The hall had filled up with people doing nothing less than gawking. “Mom
do you realize you’re a celebrity? People can’t take their eyes off of you.” “Off
of me? Who are we kidding here? Look at this group. We all look like we escaped
out of a retirement home for cruise directors.” “I think
you all look great.” “We
were in the center court watching the pool fill up and you forgot to call, so we lost track of time.”
“Oh, Mom, I’m sorry!” “That’s okay, Hon,” Grace said while she patted
Glory’s arm. “When your plane flew over the apartments, everyone was all so excited that they piled into my car
and came just as they were.”
“How did you know it was my plane?”
“The plane from DFW was the only one scheduled into Mickey sidled
next to Glory and said, “See if you can get her to tell you what she did with the Billy Bass. We’ve searched high
and low for it.” Grace looked
at Glory and raised an eyebrow, “It’s in the trunk of my car underneath the mat. That fish will never see daylight
again if I can help it.” “Look, I have to rent a car. Why don’t you tell
the girls to go on home and we’ll drive home together? We can catch up on the news,” Glory said as she headed
for the car rental counter. Glory waited
until she saw Grace hand the car keys to Mickey before she shouted, “Mickey! It’s in the trunk of Mom’s
car, under the mat!” “Traitor!”
Grace said.
Glory looked over at the group and asked, “Where’s my Aunt Norah?”
“You just missed her. She flew out to
“Wow. That’s beyond traveling, that’s exploring!”
“Yes, no one can hold her down. She’s the youngest of us, and her health is really good, so there’s
no reason for her to hang around here.” Grace and
Glory were at the car rental counter when Grace called the girls back. “Wait, don’t go! We forgot to take a picture.
Automatically, the girls moved to the middle of the terminal underneath the skylight. They looked around for Grace but she
was gone. By the time Glory got the keys to her rental car, her mother was back with the airport’s black luggage carrier.
“Lester
will take our picture,” Grace said. The girls
smiled for the camera. Satisfied that they had at least one picture suitable for Grace’s scrapbook, they began mugging
as Lester took picture after picture. Before they were done, Grace pulled the luggage carrier into the shot and snagged a
total stranger to take a picture of the whole group. On their way
to their car, Grace whispered to Glory, “When Lester puts your bag in the trunk, tip him double.” “Why?”
Glory asked. “Because
he’s just like family. He married Louise when his first wife died. You remember Louise—she used to work at the
factory. She did the buttonholes.” “I was
afraid you were going to tell me he’s a full-blooded Comanche Indian like my Aunt Pauline.” “Speaking
of your Aunt Pauline, did you know she got an Indian squaw dress, beads, earrings, moccasins, and the whole mess and had her
photo taken downtown? It cost her over a hundred and eighty dollars.” “Why
do you think she does things like that?” “She
used to kid about being a Comanche when she was young, but now I think she’s starting to believe it. Sometimes, she
even pretends she doesn’t understand Spanish anymore.” “I can’t
wait to see the photo.” “Oh,
you’ll see it. I think she had an extra one made for you. They also sent one to all of Mickey’s relatives in “Lordy.
Well, if it makes her happy, what’s the harm?” “True.
Mickey is giving her fits, though. She thinks the photo is great, but if Pauline really wants to make a change, she thinks
she should become a Jew...she says there are more eligible men in a synagogue than in a tepee, and they know their jewelry.” “Okay!”
Glory didn’t see how she could top that. Grace began to chat with Lester as they moved towards the rental
cars. When they got to their car and Glory tried to tip him, he firmly refused and said he never took tips from family. “So what else is going on? Oh…want to stop at Cluck’s for some chicken?” Glory asked. “I’m
starving.” “Might as
well. I think everyone is going to the art show tonight, so we’ll eat alone. We’ll go tomorrow to look around—early—while
it’s still cool.” Grace called
Cluck’s with her cell phone to place a takeout order for two fried chicken dinners and two orders of fried okra. They
didn’t even have to get out of the car when they got there. Lucille, the assistant manager was waiting at the door.
Money and chicken were quickly exchanged. “You
girls have a nice night, now. Good to see you, Glory. Come by and tell me about the folks in the big city someday.”
“Oh, Lucille, we have too many Californians now;
I’m sick of them. All they do is whine, whine, whine.” “I hear
that. We’re gettin’ ‘em here too. They move out here because it’s nice and peaceful. Then, first thing,
their kids get a gun and hold up a gas station. And they blame us because there’s
nothing for their kids to do here!” Glory headed
for home with the chicken dinners on the floor by Grace’s feet. From the size of the bag, Glory thought there must be
something else in there besides chicken. “Mom,
why is that bag so big?” “Oh,
chicken’s cheap around here. We probably got four pieces for each of us. And then there’s the fried okra, it’s
more than we need, I’m sure.” “Speak
for yourself. That snack they gave me on the plane wasn’t edible. The airlines aren’t serving peanuts anymore
because of some people’s allergy problems. They announced that it was an emergency “pull” and that new snacks
were on order. On order! Lordy. My stomach was growling so loud that the jerk next to me might have thought I had a rattlesnake
under my sweatshirt, and he wasn’t too fond of me to start with.” “Why
not?” “I think
he was General Sheridan. Anyway, he definitely didn’t like Indians.” “Speaking
of Indians, Riding Wagon is being recalled. He’s the same Indian who started a recall on Pete.” “Well!
What goes around comes around. What did he do?” “They
say he mishandled tribal funds. Right after he was elected, his ranch showed a marked improvement.” “Like what?” “Like a new
fence, a new barn with a cement floor, a new well, and a herd of pricey angora sheep.” “Whoa,
all at once?” “Yeah,
it turned out that he’d bought all of it with money his mother left him after she died, but by the time the mess was
all straightened out, everyone was on the warpath, and they were so aggravated that they’d spent so much time being
mad over nothing, that they stayed mad.” “I’d
like to see those angora sheep; I’ll bet they’re cute. Let’s swing by there when we go out to the resort.” “Oh,
you can’t see them from the road. And, I guess I should warn you, the resort is in bad shape. I never go out there—too
many memories.” “How is the
resort in bad shape?” “I don’t
know the details, but apparently, it needs some expensive repairs. The government wants handicap access to all buildings and
bathrooms, the pool won’t hold water, and the dock isn’t wide enough for a wheelchair.” “Yikes!
Who’s managing it?” “Soap is doing his best to keep it running, it’s still
almost full in the summer. I just leave it all to him.” “I guess
you know him as Jeffrey Rides a Cow. You went to “Jeff?
He was a nice kid. Why do you call him Soap?” “Because
he went to law school and got a degree and started standing on soapboxes at town picnics, preaching about pollution and the
evils of corporations dumping toxic stuff onto our land and into our waters. Lately he’s having a fit because the tribe
wants to remodel my old factory and put in a casino.”
“Why do they want to use your building? It’s just an old wooden box; it doesn’t look like a casino.”
“I think it’s the location they want. It’s right on the lake, and it’s on a main road. That,
and I own the land. Almost all of the other suitable spots have multiple owners who would all have to agree to sell. Soap
has been helping me fend off the vultures.” “Sounds
like one smart Indian. I’d sure like to see him again.” “You
will. He lives two doors down from me.” “In
your building?” “Well,
sure. He’s in his mom’s apartment. He also stays in the apartment behind the office at the resort when it has
customers.” Glory had
never seen the apartment building, but she knew where it was. Her mother had built the complex after Pete had been killed
and Glory was working on the turtle project in the Northwest. A lot of the land had belonged to her sisters who had been using
the houses for rental properties. They pooled their money and had the whole block leveled, and put the apartment building
right smack dab in the middle. When they pulled into the parking lot, Glory parked where it said Manager. “Glory, go
around the corner. It’s awfully far to walk from here.” “What
do you mean, Mom? I’m right in front of your door.” “Oh!
I forgot to tell you, I don’t live here anymore. I gave the manager job to your Uncle Ben. He takes care of everything
except the girls. The other tenants were driving me crazy, ringing my doorbell at all hours of the night just because they
forgot their key. Some of them never stopped complaining, and the rest didn’t
pay their rent on time. I made a deal with Ben, free rent if he’d do the managing. Plus, it’s nice to have him
around.”
“Let’s stop by and see him.”
“Oh, he’s not there now. He’s on the golf course.”
“So where do you live now?”
“I live around the corner close to Pauline.” “Who’s
in the apartment next-door to you?” “No
one yet. I keep it for when one of us has guests. Besides, there are always a couple of apartments vacant on the second floor.
The younger renters don’t seem to mind the stairs, and it keeps the noise down.” Glory could see herself in that apartment. She hadn’t
been anxious to leave Turtles weren’t the reason she’d signed up for the
recent research trip with Rick. She had joined the crew on the research vessel with her marine biologist husband as an attempt
to get closer to him. They hadn’t been fighting, but he’d grown distant the last few months. When she’d
asked him what was wrong, all he’d say was, “It’ll pass. Leave it alone.” He’d always signed up for every offshore project that
had an opening, but this time, she’d had a feeling that “leaving it alone” for six weeks while he went away
on a research vessel would be disastrous. Never for a minute had she considered that there was an alternative reason for Rick
to join a project that was putting out to sea for weeks. She had another
reason for wanting to go on the ship with her husband. Although saltwater wasn’t her field, she was curious about what
they might find in those deep, coastal waters. No one had really done a thorough study of the area. On the off-chance that
they might find a rare sea turtle swimming in the hot, volcanic water, she wanted to be there. The head of the project had
agreed that her expertise would be valuable if such an event should occur. They both admitted, however, that her volunteer
role would most likely be cataloging bacteria specimens, not turtles. Glory had been fascinated by turtles since she was a child when she’d had small turtles with flowers painted
on their backs for pets. Later, she’d had life-saving encounters with a huge alligator snapping turtle in It made Glory shudder to think about her childhood now. At the
time, she was too young and naive to fully understand that her father was trying to kill her so he could collect on the accidental-death
policy he’d taken out on her. All of his attempts to murder her at the lake were thwarted by one of the huge turtles.
Once, her father had put a bait bucket around her neck and set her up to be attacked by water moccasins. One of the alligator
snapping turtles in the lake didn’t see snakes, he just saw lunch, and frightened away any water moccasins he didn’t
manage to eat. Another time, when she and her dad were in the middle of the lake, a big turtle had scraped the bottom of the
boat with its hard shell when her father was about to tip it over. It had saved her life because her father had become convinced
that the turtle was an alligator. An alligator would have solved his problem of getting rid of Glory, but tipping the boat
over would have meant that he, too, would have been in the water with it. The idea
hadn’t appealed to him. When Glory was at her father’s home, and the turtle wasn’t
around, she wasn’t any safer. Once, her stepmother almost succeeded in killing her by putting poison into a chocolate
cake. At the time, Glory wasn’t aware that the incidents were anymore than evidence that her father was short on brains.
Other accidents were also suspect, but it took years for Glory to realize that the accidents were actually attempts on her
life, carefully planned to look accidental. After her first
encounter with the huge turtle in the lake, her future stepfather, Powwow Pete—really Pete White Silver—had described
the alligator snapping turtles that few people even knew existed to Glory and her cousin, Carlos. Pete was so fond of them
he’d named all of the big turtles Watchatookas, after a dear friend of his who was a fancy dancer. He’d explained
to the two cousins that he’d given them all the same name since he could never get close enough to tell them apart.
That was the same summer that Glory’s father, Dwayne,
had been fishing on a creek when he discovered a nest of turtle eggs in the sand and gleefully destroyed them. Glory guessed
that it made the mother turtle mad, and that she must have carried a grudge about those eggs, because she always seemed to
have it in for Glory’s father. At least, Glory thought it was the same female
Watchatooka who kept coming to her rescue whenever her father took her out to the lake. It was mostly a childhood hunch, because
Pete wasn’t the only one who couldn’t get close enough to tell one turtle from another. Sadly, Glory realized
that her big turtle most likely had outlived Pete. She was probably out in the lake somewhere, and had long forgotten the
summer she came to Glory’s rescue. Glory was
brought back to the present when Grace and Glory met the girls coming out of their apartments just as they were going in.
The women had changed into a joyous mix of capri pants, shorts, loose tops, and sunhats. Following along beside them was a
big yellow dog with a purple Western bandana around his neck. “Is that dog going with them?” Glory asked.
“Oh, no, he’s just walking them to their car. Do you think Vera would let a dog in her new Cadillac?”
Grace laughed. As they passed, Glory looked back and noticed the difference in the women now that they were in their seventies and
eighties. From behind, Glory would never have guessed that they were the same women; old age had crept in and stolen their
young bodies while they were busy dancing through life. There was a slight slump in their shoulders, and they now stepped
gingerly on feet that had run a footrace through life. Luckily, their minds were still sharp—as well as their tongues,
if need be. Now, however, all the voices were happily chatting, and her Aunt Pauline’s voice was a melodic song that
mixed in with the others and set the chatter to music. Even stars in “We’ll
bring you some fry bread,” Mickey called from the sidewalk. “Okay!”
Glory called back. To her mother, she said, “Has anyone ever told Mickey she’s Jewish?” “We
tried, but after she moved in next to Pauline she just got worse. I have a heck of a time getting her to follow our powwow
rules. She stays until the drums grow cold, even if it’s the wee hours of the morning. Not all of the dances are at
“Why
did she come here from
“She has a daughter and other family members back there. Her move had something to do with her asthma.” “Well, I’ll try to have a talk with her. She should
at least carry water in case she breaks down.” “That’s
true. We tend to forget we’re getting old because we go for days and only see each other at the apartment.” “It
has nothing to do with age, Mom. Every car on the road should have extra supplies of water, food, and blankets. And around
here, a snake bite kit is a must.” “A snake
bite kit wouldn’t be a bad idea, but we all have cell phones now. It’s not likely that we would need anything
else except the water.” “I guess
that’s right. Boy, have times changed!” In her mother’s spare room, Glory pulled off
her heavy sweatshirt and changed into a tee-shirt. She took a pair of scissors off the dresser and hacked off the legs of
her pants. One leg turned out a little shorter than the other, but she was too hot to care.
She opened the door to put her gym bag away and discovered a closet full of cotton skirts and sundresses. “Mom!
Whose clothes are these?”
Grace stuck her head in the door and said, “Yours, if you want them. I was going to mail them to you this summer.
I made everything with an elastic band so I wouldn’t have to worry about fit.”
“Why did my aunts say we needed to go shopping? What could be better than these?”
“Oh, I hadn’t shown them the clothes yet. There’s been too much going on around here.”
Glory took out each piece to admire it. “Mom, you outdid yourself.”
“I bought the jacket. Try it on to see if it fits. That’s the only piece I’m not sure about.
Glory slipped it on. Not surprisingly, her mother’s instincts were right on target. It was a perfect fit. Grace
breathed a sigh of relief. “I spent hours sewing the beading on the back.” Glory turned the jacket over and discovered
a multi-colored beaded turtle with a red rose on its back.
“Carmen!” Glory said when she saw the turtle. It was just like the turtle she’d had as a child. “Mom,
I had three turtles that summer, where are the other two?” she said playfully.
“Please! I almost went blind on that one!”
“Well, I don’t need to shop for a wardrobe now. Thanks, Mom.”
“You’re welcome. A lot of the fabric was leftover from the shirt business. I had fun sewing it. I was going
to send it all to you when I had used up all of the material.” Glory had another
surprise when she walked into the living room and for the first time really understood the layout of the building. It was
a perfect square, with a new above- ground pool on the inside courtyard. All of the apartments had a backdoor by the parking
strip and a front door that looked onto the courtyard. The girls would come in, lock their backdoor, and leave their front
door open. There were iron gates at both ends of the courtyard, but they looked unused. “Mom,
what a neat layout you’ve got here.” “Yes, we all
feel safe with this arrangement, and we have each other, so we’re never lonely.” “Don’t you have air-conditioning,
Mom?” The tee-shirt Glory had just put on was already sticking to her back. “Of
course. We’ll turn it on if it gets warm, but then I’ll have to shut my front door. We all like to have our doors
open because it makes us feel connected.” Glory looked over
at the little resin Mexican man with a big sombrero that sat on the mantle. The thermometer on his poncho said 101 degrees.
She wondered what her mother’s definition of hot was. She looked longingly
out at the pool where the old yellow dog was sleeping in its cool shade. “Mom, is that pool filled yet?”
“I doubt it. All we have is a garden hose. I imagine it’ll take hours, and it doesn’t have any chlorine
yet. Soap said he’d bring some from the resort and put it in for us.” Remembering
the lesson in eighth grade science that said heat rises, Glory stretched out on the living room floor and clutched her iced
tea with both hands. Her mother was in the kitchen, so she rolled the glass over her face. While she was down on the floor,
gasping for air, she studied the living room. If she didn’t know better, she’d almost think she was in her grandmother’s
old apartment. The floors, walls, furniture, and drapes were all the same, and were obviously salvaged from the old place.
Her mother had even rescued the art nouveau stainless steel gas fireplace with the grill and trim that matched the ceiling
fixtures and light switches. The twenties architectural embellishments that seemed so out of place in a land rush town had
always fascinated Glory. Originally, Pete had purchased them from an apartment that was going to be torn down and had installed
them in Gregoria’s old apartment. Then, after Gregoria died, they were put in Grace’s apartment when the new apartment
building was finished. Curiously, a brass menorah adorned the center of the fireplace
mantle, right next to the little man with the sombrero covering his face. “Hey, Mom, what’s with the menorah?”
she said in the direction of the kitchen. “Oh, Pauline hates that! She’s made me promise to
hide it if the priests come over,” she said as she brought their plates and drinks into the living room. “Like that’ll ever happen. Those priests never leave
their rectory unless they’re going to get pizza. When I was a kid, I used to think about writing the pope and telling
him how lazy they were.” “Really?” Grace asked. “Didn’t you know
that they visited the white people all the time?” “No! Really? It never occurred to me!” Glory was
astonished. “Well, you were just a kid, so you probably never knew, but it broke my heart because Momma loved those priests
so. After all her years of devoted tithing, they always treated her as if she was invisible. That’s why I kept the menorah;
it’s my own little form of rebellion. It makes Pauline squeamish, but I always thought it was pretty, and when Mickey
got a new one, she gave it to me.” “This one looks perfectly good. Why did she need a new
one?” “Her daughter sent her a new, electric one.” “They have electric menorahs now?” “Yeah, quite a switch from the early days when they used
olive oil and wicks, huh?” “How do you—?” “Mickey told me.” Glory continued her visual tour of the room. The windowsill
was still loaded down with the familiar dancing trophies that Ben and his friend Donna had won at the Oklahoma State Fair,
only now there were five or six more. When her mother was young, she used to dance with Ben, and they were so good that they
cleared the dance floor. For some reason, they’d never competed in contests. On the windowsill in the kitchen, Glory
counted her Uncle Ben’s golfing trophies. Over thirteen! Over at her Aunt Vera’s, she assumed that the windowsill
was lined with golf and bowling trophies her aunt had won. Their competitive nature was born of years and years of trying
to prove they were good enough. Good enough to be accepted in a white community. Good enough to deserve a scholarship. Good enough to get a house loan. Good enough to be invited to nice homes. Good enough to marry
someone’s daughter. This drive had been known to backfire when her family members
proved themselves to be better than their peers. For instance, it was impossible
for a referee to see the fist that landed in their ribs when the boys were at the bottom of a pile of football players in
the middle of the field. “No one likes a showoff,” her Grandmother
said to her boys when they were too eager to excel in sports. With practice, the boys learned to walk a very tricky line between
good enough and too good. “Mom why did you leave the resort? You always loved it so much out there,” Glory asked
when her attention returned to the room. “I didn’t
want to leave the resort where Pete and I lived, Glory. But after the factory closed, I was alone out there a lot of the time.
Anyway, all of the girls wanted to be together after we retired from making shirts. And, you know, they say there’s
safety in numbers. This is getting to be a real dangerous town. We have too many men without jobs.”
“Are the other apartments this fancy?” “No, the other apartments in the building are all modern.
I offered to pitch a tepee in the courtyard for your Aunt Pauline,” Grace kidded, “but she declined because she
was afraid she’d miss her soaps on TV.” “Guess there’s a downside to being a full-blooded
Comanche Indian.” “We’d
better finish our chicken and rest up. Everyone will come by tomorrow for coffee to say hello. We’ll have to be up early
and dressed.” “What’s
early?” “The
first shift, your Aunt Vera, will be here for breakfast at seven o’clock. She’s always been an early riser. Dan
and Soap will be here some time around eight o’clock. The rest of the girls will float in and out as they please, most
likely before and after their soap operas.” “Boy, our dance card is full!” “That’s the advantage of living so close together,”
Grace said. “What do you want to do tomorrow? We really should go to the art show first, while it’s still cool.” “After that, let’s take a ride out to the
resort. I’d like to look for a Watchatooka. I’d also like to see my old room that Pete made for me. Is it still
there?” “As
far as I know. Soap has been renting it out, though. You might have to wait a few days to get inside. With the view of the
lake and that tree branch furniture Pete made for you, it’s the best room. I see that style of furniture in all of the
magazines now. It’s quite popular.” “I remember
him making it. I thought I was really helping him by holding the nails.” She paused, “I saw the patchwork quilt
he bought for me at a garage sale on my bed. I’m glad you didn’t leave it out there.” “I’ll
never forget when he rushed in the door with that. He was so excited.” “I can
see why. I always wondered why anyone would give away such a beautiful old quilt. I used to think some old dumb Okie got rid
of it when he found out the pattern was called Texas Stars.” “Maybe
so. I guess there’s no such pattern as Okie Stars,” Grace kidded. Reluctant to go to sleep, the two sat down on the couch.
“Glory, how long are you planning to stay?”
“Why? Do you have more company coming?”
“No, I was just wondering if this thing between you and Rick is serious, or just a spat.” “I don’t
know for sure yet, but I think this is about as serious as it can get. I just tried to call him again, but he won’t
answer. I guess I’ll call a lawyer tomorrow.”
All of the stress of the day hit her at once, and Glory’s eyes flooded with tears. She tried to wipe them dry
with the palms of her hands, but the tears overflowed her eyes and ran out her nose so fast she ended up smearing the tears
and blubber all over her face.
“It’s probably all my fault—I wanted to start having kids, and he didn’t. Maybe I pushed too
hard, but I’m in my thirties—how much longer could we wait?”
“He didn’t want kids now, or never?”
“He said he didn’t ever want kids because he didn’t want
anything to interfere with his research trips. He said his married friends always had to cancel trips because one of their
kids was sick.”
“Was his work that important?”
“Mom, I loved Rick, but his research was hardly world-acclaimed. He was just your average scientist who had an
ego that was way beyond average.”
“Well, this is a good place to work out your problems. Between all of us, we’ve probably been through at
least four divorces if you count Mickey’s. You can have all the good advice you want for free.”
“I might need it!” On their way
down the hall, Glory hugged her mom. “It’s good to be home, Mom.” “Stay
as long as you want—I happen to know the landlady here—if I start to drive you crazy she can find you a good apartment
cheap. Maybe the one next door? I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather have in it. Well, to bed!” Grace
said, not waiting for an answer. “It’s still early, but Vera will be here at sunrise, even though I told her to
let us sleep. Nobody can tell that girl anything.” Glory opened the door to her room and almost fell over a life-size
cutout of Elvis playing a guitar with a plastic lei around his neck. Taped to his chest was a big sign, “Welcome home,
Glory!” How did the girls get it in there? It wasn’t in the room when she
hung up her clothes. She felt a breeze and saw curtains on the courtside window flapping in the air. That’s how they got in. Had to be. Weren’t they a little old to be climbing through windows four feet
off the ground? “Momma, come look at this!”
Glory shouted.
Grace took one look and threw up her hands. “Don’t forget to check out what your Aunt Pauline left you,”
she said, pointing to the photograph of Glory’s aunt in full Indian squaw costume on Glory’s bed table. On her way out she cautioned, “And look out for the singing
bass. It’s probably under your pillow.” 10. A Visit With Dad Things were back to normal by the end of the week, as
soon as the women’s cars were repaired. One morning, Vera, Mickey, and Ben sat at Grace’s table sipping coffee
and sharing the morning paper. Custer, wearing a clean pink bandana, was stretched out in front of the screen door, as close
to the women as he could get without being inside. “Aw, Gracie!” Ben laughed, “You messed
up the crossword puzzle again! Why do you do it in ink?” Grace had devilishly filled in all the blanks with wrong answers
calculated to make her brother laugh. “Look at this, Vera. A four-letter word for duck. Gracie wrote d-e-a-d.”
Grace had left the kitchen when she saw her brother pick up the crossword puzzle page, and they could hear her laughing in
her bedroom. “Ben,
they’re planning on putting in a waterslide at the casino,” Mickey said as she read a story about the development
on the front page.
“Good. I’ll have someplace close to drown myself after I lose all my money.”
“Well, I’m off. No use sticking around here. We’re out of doughnuts and I have a tee-time,”
Vera said. “Mickey, come ride in the cart with me. It’ll give us a chance for a long visit before you go back
to
“Okay,” Mickey said, “just give me a minute to make sure Custer has enough fresh water, and I want
to change his bandana. It got wet, and besides, he doesn’t look good in pink.”
“That’s the only doll I’ve ever seen on four legs,” Vera teased.
“Well, I don’t do it just for fun. The bandana covers his flea collar. I know he has to have it, but I
don’t trust those chemicals. All of us are always petting him.”
Why was it that everyone treated Mickey like a child? Was it her big blue eyes
and curly hair? Glory, too, had often wondered about the pesticides that must be in the dog collars that were used as
a handle by so many children. Mickey had done something about it. The morning coffee klatch was over, and the women began
to move on with their day. Glory couldn’t get Soap off her mind. Maybe she had misjudged him. She went to Maxine and
Soap’s with the excuse of getting Maxine’s fry bread recipe, only to find out that Soap had never come home the
night before. She knew he wasn’t at the resort; it was winding down according to plans and no one was there at night
anymore. Damn, thought Glory. Tears splashed out of the corners of her eyes as
she tried to convince Maxine that she didn’t care about Soap—she was just there to get her recipe for fry bread.
“Honey, Soap has a lot of friends—and a lot of girlfriends. You’re going to have to fight for him,”
Maxine said.
“In a pig’s eye,” Glory said as she wiped her tears on one of Maxine’s potholders, “he’s
nothing to me. I don’t have to fight over anyone. Especially not some Comanche who doesn’t know how to keep his
dick in his pants.” She moved the potholder enough so she could see Maxine and mumbled, “Sorry.” “That’s okay. But I think you should decide how you really feel about
him. Time’s awastin’.” Glory heard a key in Maxine’s front door and quickly
went out the back. As she left, she held her finger to her lips and Maxine nodded. She hoped Maxine wouldn’t let Soap
know she’d been there. As Glory rushed past Maxine’s open kitchen window, she stopped in her tracks when she heard
Soap’s voice.
“Morning,” Soap said as he leaned over to kiss Maxine on the head. He was rewarded with a swift punch to
the stomach.
“What the hell!” Soap cried.
“That’s for Glory. She was here looking for you.”
“She was? What did she want?”
“She said she wanted my fry bread recipe, but she really was here to see you,” Maxine said as she set the
forgotten fry bread recipe down on the counter.
“I’ll go talk to her,” Soap glanced in the mirror and ran his fingers through his hair to straighten
it. “I
wouldn’t do that if I were you. She’s pretty upset.”
“Maybe I should clean up first. Pony-On-Fire has some tough perfume. I’ve been smelling it all the way
home from
“Isn’t that the girl who wrecks her car every year?”
“Yes. That’s also the girl whose father is working with the mob—and is out to get me. Pony-on-Fire
doesn’t want the casino, and she and her father are really fighting over it.”
“Oh, so you didn’t sleep with her,” Maxine brightened.
“Of course I slept with her. Have you seen those…” Soap put both of his hands to his chest and pulled
them outward.
“Stop,” Maxine buried her head in her arms, “I don’t want to know what a bad boy my son is.”
Soap headed for the shower. Glory ran for home. In her room, she paced up and down. That damn Comanche! Why did she ever come here? Her first impression of him was right. What a worthless piece of crap he was! When she sat down to take off her
sandals, she used one of them to beat her pillow.
Grace, totally clueless about what happened at Maxine’s, took that moment to show Glory the letter from Frieda.
“What a total bitch!” Glory yelled. “I’ve always
hated her! If she knows what’s good for her, she’ll stay in
Glory shoved her feet back into her sandals, and grabbed her purse and keys. An already bad day had turned even worse.
It was more than Glory could stand.
“Where are you going?” Grace asked.
“For a drive. I’ll be back later.”
Glory drove Dan’s car onto
“What on earth are you doing in the cemetery? Are you alone?”
“Yeah. I’ve got some unfinished business here. Do you know where he is?”
“Glory, I’m in the middle of a golf game here, or I’d come out there and show you. Frieda buried
him in the John Doe part of the cemetery. Remember? She didn’t want to spend any money.” Glory barely remembered that day at all. It was years
ago, when she had more troubles than any little girl should have. But it was all coming back to her now. She and her family
had shown up for the burial, and almost no one there could figure out who she and all of the rest of the brown people were.
Obviously, Frieda had done a good job of hiding her father’s first family. After the death of Glory’s father,
Frieda’s fragile lie about her being his only wife had begun to crumble. However, by then, Frieda had already written
off her life with Dwayne, and had cut her losses and moved on. Frieda
had buried Glory’s dad in the John Doe section of the cemetery because she was greedy. After Dwayne’s death, she
had loudly announced to everyone that her goal was to have a hundred thousand dollars when she left town to go back to
“That bitch! Dad was a rotten person but he wasn’t poor or homeless. Where is it?”
“The John Doe graveyard is over the barbed wire fence on the back of the cemetery. It’s overgrown with
grass and I don’t think there’s a way to get over there. Get out of there, Glory. There’s nothing there
for you.”
“Not until I’m done. Thanks, Aunt.”
“You’re welcome. Does your mom know where you are?”
“Not exactly.”
“Well, do what you have to do and go home.”
Glory drove her car as close to the fence as possible, and looked for a gate. Finding none, she climbed over and ripped
a piece of her skirt on the barbed wire. When she started wading through the tall grass, a good size rattler hissed at her.
Still angry with her father and Frieda, she hissed back; it hastily slithered away. After stooping to examine several wire
markers, she found one that had a stencil painted in black ink: D.Tyler, ?-1952. Frieda didn’t even tell them when he
was born. She probably didn’t even know; their marriage hadn’t ever been one to make a cake over. Why didn’t they ask Mom? she wondered.
As sad as it was, Glory’s anger only increased, “You sorry son of a bitch! Look where you ended up. Frieda
never even bought you a headstone.” Kicking at the wire marker, Glory said, “I’ve seen bigger markers in
front of a row of peas!” The marker started to come out of the ground, and Glory hastily bent down to rebury it. “I
was never good enough for you, was I?” she said to the patch of grass as she circled around the plot. “You’ve
done nothing but mess up my life. No wonder I’m over thirty and still don’t know who I am. Well, maybe I wasn’t
much, but at least I never buried you like you were nothing more than a dead dog.’’ Glory circled the grave as
she spoke, “Still, you couldn’t wait to kill me, could you? First you
threw me to the snakes, then, when that bitch tried to poison me, all you could
think of was your own butt. You didn’t take me to the doctor because you were afraid you’d go to jail! You were
wlling to let me die! Next, you tried to drown me in the lake. If it weren’t
for Chuck and his friend, you would have!” Glory circled the grave and kicked dirt on top, “Are you getting this?”
she cried, “What were you going to do that last time on
It was starting to get dark, but Glory was on a roll and had no intention of leaving until she was finished. “Did
you ever think of telling that whore WAC to shut up? Why did you go along with everything she wanted? Everything she did?
Why didn’t you take those baking pans she threw out in the backyard when they got rusty and shove them down her throat?
Why didn’t you at least say that I meant well when I washed them? Couldn’t
you have stuck up for me at least once?” Glory hadn’t thought of those
baking pans for years, but Frieda had thrown them out in the yard after Glory had washed the dishes to surprise her. Unfortunately,
she hadn’t dried the dishes, and some of Frieda’s baking pans weren’t aluminum, and they’d rusted.
As it turned out, Glory had been the one surprised when Frieda had a fit and threw the pans out the screened door and into
the backyard.
Glory gave up walking around the grave and started walking back and forth over its top. “Why didn’t I tell
you what I thought of you when I had the chance?” Darkness fell; while she talked, she took her cell phone
out of her pocket and called for a pizza.
“Smokey’s? Yes, I’d like to order a pizza. No. I’m not in your computer. Glory. My address?
Well, I’d like for you to deliver it to the old cemetery.” She stopped to listen. “I know you don’t
normally deliver out here, but this is where I am. Just have the delivery boy drive to the back and look for a blue Honda
and a barbed wire fence.” She listened some more. “A medium with everything on it. Yes. Even anchovies. Especially anchovies. Maybe they’ll cover up some of the stink out here. And a two-liter bottle of pop.
Cola.”
Glory tossed her phone back onto the seat of her car and turned her attention back to the grave. “Do
you know I’ve been in therapy for years because of you? You son-of-a-rotting-bitch. I hate you. Are you getting this?” Glory asked as she stomped on the grave, “I don’t want you to miss any of it. And now, that Wacky Witch you
dragged home from “Mom? Yes, I’m all right. I’ll be
home soon. Love you. Bye.”
While Glory mumbled words to Grace, the pizza man parked behind Soap’s car and climbed over the fence balancing
a pizza and a two-liter bottle of cola. Glancing at the two as Soap pulled out some bills, he asked, “First date?”
The young man joked, but he quickly retreated when he saw Glory’s distraught face.
Glory ripped off a piece of pizza and took a slug out of the soft drink bottle. “Then, you s-o-b from
“And you! Where were you
last night? Oh forget it. I don’t want to know.” Glory turned away from him, but quickly turned and confronted
him again. “No, tell me. Where were
you? Who was the big Comanche attorney screwing last night?”
Soap was stunned. “Glory, have I missed something? Do we have a relationship? The first time you even hugged
me was yesterday morning.”
“So what? Does that give you an excuse to bop everything on the reservation?”
Soap stepped back, caught by surprise. Quietly, he asked, “Glory do you want to have a relationship with me?
Because if you do, we can talk about it, but if you’re just having a snit can I go back to Pony-On-Fire. She’s
hot to trot and not nearly as much trouble as you.”
“I am not trouble. How dare
you say I’m trouble?”
“Glory! Look where we are! I’ve been looking for you for hours. Your aunt finally called me and told me
where you were. I never thought you’d still be here. I was about to call the police. Let’s go home,” he
said as he walked to his car. “We’ve got more trouble than you know. Your cousin Danny has been kidnapped. That’s
why your aunt didn’t call your mom right away. She’s been on the phone with the police in
Soap’s speech took all of the fight out of Glory. Meekly, she crawled into her car and headed for home. She couldn’t
believe she’d confronted Soap about his affairs. If only she could take it back. Even more surprising was his response.
Her face reddened at what he’d said. How could she face him again? If it
weren’t for her cousin’s kidnapping, she didn’t know what she’d do. She hoped that Soap would be as
focused on Danny’s crisis as everyone else.
When the two got back to the apartments, they knew everyone was at Grace’s because Custer was stretched out in
front of her door. Usually, he was at the courtyard door, and Glory got the distinct feeling that he was waiting for Glory
and Soap to come home. Inside, her Aunt Vera was sobbing, trying to speak to an intense government official who told her he
was calling from a tiny office hidden away in a basement somewhere in Washington, D.C. Maxine was making coffee, Grace was
tearing through her scrapbooks to find a picture of Danny to fax to the Mexican police, Pauline was huddled in the corner
chair with her rosary, and Mickey was quietly singing a mournful Jewish folksong into her lace hanky.
“Here’s a picture of Danny in front of his new billboard at the church. It’s a close-up, will it
do?” she asked Vera.
“Yes. Good,” Vera said. After she hung up, she flipped halfheartedly through the scrapbook. “Grace,
you and that camera. I swear you’re part Japanese; you even have pictures of all of the cats.”
“It looks like no one’s eaten,” Soap said to Glory, “let’s go get some chicken at Cluck’s.
Vera, give us the photo and information and we’ll drop it by the police station for you. They can fax it from there.”
Vera’s eyes caressed the photo one last time before she gave it to Soap.
Still shaken by her conversation with Soap at the cemetery, Glory felt like her skin wanted to jump off her bones and
run down the alley screaming, and she followed Soap to his truck only because she couldn’t think of a way to escape.
She stood outside his old pickup and waited for him to unlock her door from the inside, but he didn’t get in. She finally
looked up and saw him looking over the top of the truck, staring at her. Seconds passed before he moved around to her side
of the truck and kissed her, a long tender kiss. He cupped her buttocks in his hands and raised her up to his mouth, lifting
her off the ground. Glory was speechless and Soap was quick to notice, “For once you’re quiet. Think about what
I said. Things are going to be crazy around here for a while until they find Danny, and from what I heard from you at the
cemetery, Frieda is on her way too. Somewhere in between we’ll work this thing between us out. We’re both too
old to fight like teenagers.” On his way back to the driver’s side, he turned and said, “Hey, did you kiss
like that when we were in the fifth grade?”
Glory sunk down into the seat and kept her eyes straight ahead. Her marriage hadn’t worked for over two years,
and this big Comanche with a cocky grin was looking pretty good. No, he was looking damn
good. She racked her brain for something to say that didn’t pay homage to his attributes. Finally, she whispered, “I
wonder where Danny is?” The reality of Dan’s capture was sinking in. When he left,
the possibility of never seeing him again hadn’t crossed her mind. How could a simple project like digging a well for poor people have
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